- 13 year old me: hell yeah mary sues
- 18 year old me: ew mary sues
- 20 year old me: hell yeah mary sues
ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
heller — to hella
je helle nous hellons
tu helles vous hellez
il/elle helle ils/elles hellent
passé composé: (avec avoir) hellé
tell yourself you’re hot. tell yourself you’re amazing. tell yourself you’re untouchably, radiantly attractive. do it every day, even if it feels like you’re lying to yourself. insist to the mirror that you’re the cutest thing its ever reflected. if you do it enough eventually it wont feel like lying anymore, it’ll be automatic, and you’ll recognize yourself as the incredible babe you really are.
Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat
My brother says that this scene is exactly what teaching feels like.
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other.
being bored during chair tests transformed into “wanna make the hi hat eat stuff?”